torpedo body

A plain straight, skinny body with large neck. The hydrodynamic nature of this body makes one above average at swimming.

Wow, look at that plain bitch. What a torpedo body!

by Torpglorp June 18, 2017

toasty-torpedo

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.

2. A sandwich from Quiznos.

Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.

by neckwig April 3, 2009

Bath Torpedo

To produce a stool in water. To shit while submerged!

"Dude, the local swimming pool had to get totally evacuated after I released a Bath Torpedo from my brown launcher"

by Dedicated to Lesley! January 11, 2014

Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Toe Tapped

Toe Tap (verb) A common action in a public restroom among the gay or Bi-sexual community. Traditionally a man will try to initiate contact with another man by moving his foot beyond the stall divide and begin the "tapping" motion. The tapping motion is essentially a signal trying to gain permission for a gay sexual encounter.

Me: "A bro, get this.. I was at the gym and in the middle of my workout, I had to take a shit. I went to the restroom, and I think I got toe tapped".

Friend: "Did you tapp back and get butt-fucked"?

Me: "No because I forgot the lube"

by Jack soffalot August 28, 2011

Toppers

Used as a way to explain something that is both top-tier and poggers (amazing and exciting).

Keith - This game is toppers
Frank - I know right, it is a great game

by Notarize January 7, 2021

Story Topper

A Story Topper is someone who tops every story with a even better version of one just told.

"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."


"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."



"....Story Topper"

by Amanda aka Mrs.Sneaky Butcher December 20, 2008