tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.

by WillHandsome March 4, 2007

toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008

Toolin' Around

Toolin' Around

1.) Foolin' Around
Joking around with your friends
Having fun

"You weren't paying enough attention to me because your were too busy toolin' around with your friends"- Attention whore

by Banfilth January 19, 2009

Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis

I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!

by T.E.V January 17, 2009

tooled

To be attacked with an object... eg; a crow-bar or any other object which would cause damage to another person.

'your man was bowlin down street commin like bad man so i racked a tool round his head'

'your man got tooled up town last night by sum next mans'

by DJ Davie Y August 21, 2006

Toolinator

When someone grows the balls needed to either gently inform, or loudly call upon the fact that he or she is in fact a tool. Many become addicted to such a position of power, and therefore become, Toolinators.

Wow, Dave just totally called that tool Bill on his tool like ways, Dave is such a Toolinator.

Tremble those who needlessly shout Family Guy references to fit in to a group! The Toolinator is here!

by CptCucumber November 10, 2009

toulene

A very very sexy kind person, though usually undersetimated she can be the best person in your life. Loud, confident and the best person in your life. She's the hottest and knows how to handle guys, they usually come after her, but she can ruin it sometimes. Usually very competitive and sporty person however she's more mind than heart. To those who she trusts, be careful she's not one to trust many; so don't take her for granted. Though all her friends will agree that she's fierce and loyal.

Wow, your being such a Toulene' right now.
Did you see Toulene's roasts?

by Djordje the beast March 20, 2018