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Boston Toolbox 

A post-intercourse act of straightening the pubic hair of one's lover with a flat iron. Used as a sign of affection and contentment with the sex.
Take a peak; I was so good in bed that Sam gave me a Boston Toolbox! My pubes are so straight you're gay in comparison.
Boston Toolbox by Craven Moorehed January 13, 2008

Empty Toolbox 

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday
Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK

Greasy Toolbox 

You should have heard her scream when I pounded her greasy toolbox with my spam hammer.

Malaysian Toolbox 

Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina
"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"

"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"

"Nice"

Scandanavious toolbox 

A bamfuzzlequindiliantacious nigga in the headlights of lust
My nigga brady come strapped with the SCANDANAVIOUS TOOLBOX

Banging toolbox 

To have the absolute best tools possible in your toolbox to make you stand out as one of the workers who are trusted and passionate about their work.
She has a banging toolbox, so I hired her, knowing that she will take pride in everything she works on in her profession, compared to people who just work because they have to.
Banging toolbox by Greenchick August 31, 2023