Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.
Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
by jimmythehat1234 June 15, 2011
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toffee butter

when you theres feces in anal canal and you push it up. and when you ejaculate inside the canal the 'toffee butter' comes out
I toffee buttered her so good last night!
by vinvandope November 26, 2017
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melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.
Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!
by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009
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Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 September 25, 2011
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Sticky Toffee Pudding

When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.
OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!
by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009
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Sticky Toffee Bumming

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
by ChocolateBlorange December 02, 2020
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toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!
You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!
by dAnarky April 17, 2003
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