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foggy toddler

when one farts and shit comes out and they dont know
o that baby is such a foggy toddler
by Quinn Tin August 9, 2016
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Mexi-toddlers

two or more toddlers of Mexican heritage who exhibit inappropriate social behaviors which are ignored or tolerated by their parents (or the adults who are responsible for them);
Following her back surgery, Mary began grocery shopping in a more affluent part of town, in order to lower her chances of tripping over a gaggle of Mexi-toddlers running around, since it was in fact Mexi-toddlers that had caused her to trip, fall, and injure her back at her previous grocery store.
by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere February 5, 2010
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toddler in chief

When our president, or someone in charge with great responsibility, acts or reacts in an immature or childlike manner, especially in a way diminishes the prestige associated with their position by making statements or taking actions that are widely considered unreasonable, ridiculous, appalling or disgusting.
Senator Bob Corker was really on point when he made the comment about the White House being an adult day-care. Did you hear about the way our "Toddler In Chief "reacted to criticism about the way he treated a fallen soldiers widow on the phone, basically calling the widow a liar?
by Chas501 December 4, 2017
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Toddler crush

The person you had a crush on when you were very young
I remember watching Get Smart as a three year old. Agent 99 was my "toddler crush".
by Boots Nutwood March 16, 2017
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big toddler

A big toddler is an Abdl person who acts like a toddler but is really an adult.
Come on girl, we can’t do this right now! Go back into adult mode and I’ll play big toddler with u later!
by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018
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toddler nod

Subtly nodding to show engagement in conversation as seen from small toddlers and interviewer Andrew Callaghan from channel 5 news.
You see how this interviewer is hitting them with the classic toddler nod?
by Laidbackluke August 25, 2022
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grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.
When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"
by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013
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