toaster

A toasting device.

No time to make toast! I'm late for work! Unless... *Takes toaster into shower* AAAHHHH *ZAP*

by TOASTER January 27, 2004

Toaster

When a sunburned ass releases a turd.

In fear of making a toaster, Britney Spears applied a large ammount of lotion on her rear.

by Stahl June 29, 2006

Toaster

When your Hemorrhoids flare up.

My ass feels like a toaster.!!

by aliikoa January 05, 2011

Toaster

Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.

Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty

by Macadamia D. May 04, 2014

toaster

1) noun used in LGBT circles to describe a romantic interest with ambiguous gender identity.
2) someone who presents a quandary, usually romantic

I just can't stop thinking about that mesmerizing toaster.

by olivesmarch4th June 22, 2005

Toaster

A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!

I think that robot is a toaster

by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 09, 2002

Weaponized toaster

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.

So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster

by Beanie Lord MX June 01, 2018