moping the table

The term coined by poker pro Usman Aslam refers to taking all of the money/chips that people may have on the table in a poker game, while making the most donkey plays. All in on 7-2 off suite pre-flop and taking pots down with nine high are donkey plays and taking all of peoples money is moping the table clean.

Tony was on fire last night, I had Aces cracked by two pairs of 8/3. He was moping the table, no one stood a chance against his big stack.

by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008

riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide December 28, 2007

Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

by Pablo February 29, 2004

fucked moped

when you buy a moped off a dodgey man round the back of big chan's chinese food place, and it breaks 3 weeks later.

look at my new whip mate

what? that is one fucked moped.

by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019

mope boat

A person or people who complain or are generally negative in nature. A negative nancy of sorts.

Hey girl, quit being such a mope boat and get off your ass.

by moosemaster23 September 27, 2013

Binge Moping

A classicly hipster activity, which involves a morose and self-loathing attitude in reference to everything.

Moping around as a general way of existing.

Potential causes could be: your favorite band has become mainstream, you had to shave your beard so people stop mistaking you for your father, you got a job, or you are embracing hipsterdom.

What's with Simon?

Oh, his beard is coming in sparse so he's binge moping.

Alternatively:
Hey Bethany, what's your plan tonight?

I'll be busy binge moping.

by Jaclyn Henry October 2, 2011

Mope dicking

Being a slow moving asshole and refusing to get out of the left lane, causing delay for others

This jerk needs to stop mope dicking, and move that hooptie to the right lane.

by robburnstree January 3, 2019