A place for people to share seductive music.
Because there's nothing as sexy as sharing gorgeous music with someone, knowing every phrase, feeling that sweet sultry rhythm, knowing where they breathe...
You get the picture.
Because there's nothing as sexy as sharing gorgeous music with someone, knowing every phrase, feeling that sweet sultry rhythm, knowing where they breathe...
You get the picture.
by Çãⓥålяȳ September 18, 2013
A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
Lyrics to The Toliet Song:
♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫
(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫
(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
by Telephony September 18, 2015
A really funny song created for Purim by boys from Lev Aryeh. It got over 50,000 views within a week, and over 100,000 in about a month. People who don't like The Aveirah Song have no sense of humor, and should be shot with a gun.
Whoever put out The Aveirah Song is really awesome and talented, and I hope they put out another song soon. They're like a Jewish Lonely Island, only they're actually funny.
Whoever put out The Aveirah Song is really awesome and talented, and I hope they put out another song soon. They're like a Jewish Lonely Island, only they're actually funny.
Example #1:
Guy 1: Have you seen The Aveirah Song?
Guy 2: Obviously. Everyone has.
Guy 1: I know, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.
Guy 2: I can't wait for their next song to be released!
Example #2:
Guy: You should totally watch The Aveirah Song.
Girl: I watched it already, and I didn't think it was so funny. I actually got very insulted.
Guy: We're breaking up.
Guy 1: Have you seen The Aveirah Song?
Guy 2: Obviously. Everyone has.
Guy 1: I know, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.
Guy 2: I can't wait for their next song to be released!
Example #2:
Guy: You should totally watch The Aveirah Song.
Girl: I watched it already, and I didn't think it was so funny. I actually got very insulted.
Guy: We're breaking up.
by jewishfanboy June 18, 2013
by qwertyhunk April 18, 2011
Me: What song are you listening to?
Friend: Real Love by The Beatles
Me: Oh, I can't even listening to that song that's my trigger song.
Friend: Real Love by The Beatles
Me: Oh, I can't even listening to that song that's my trigger song.
by Bozzy446 January 07, 2016
There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
by NoobUser!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!one!1 April 05, 2009