Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.

Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.

by Glennicus August 28, 2020

tint your windows

To black someones eyes by punching them in the face

Keep playing wit me Laya Im gonna tint your windows.

That nigga came in late from the strip club so I tinted his windows.

Man #1: Hey man why is she wearing them dark shades?

Man #2: I caught her wit anotha dude and I tinted her windows.

by JMayBay March 15, 2008

Tinted Fuck Head

A driver with tinted windows that cuts you off in traffic, with tinted window's ans when you cant see his face or where he is from you Scream TINTED FUCK HEAD!!!

"you tinted fuck head you cut me off what the hell is your problom"

by lizbellet33 February 10, 2009

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.

by Richard Haass September 9, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

Purple Tinted Window Licker

Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes

Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker

by Purple dood April 14, 2021