after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today
clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
by phexxa March 30, 2010
 Get the distraction tiemug.
Get the distraction tiemug. This is also from the old marriage custom of actually tying the couple's hands together as part of the ceremony. They were not allowed to untie it until they had consummated the marriage.
by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
 Get the tie the knotmug.
Get the tie the knotmug. by JTLBPartyCooperative June 27, 2009
 Get the poop tiemug.
Get the poop tiemug. I duct-tied your mother last night.
by Deine Mutti ist eine Frigatte December 7, 2009
 Get the Duct-tiemug.
Get the Duct-tiemug. by Noodles111 December 18, 2021
 Get the Velcro Tiemug.
Get the Velcro Tiemug. Anyone will fall for a fish tie. Trust me I got a gamer girl from it. So if you see a fish tie buy it right now for infinite girls. Trust me it works. Salmon is nice btw
"Wow nice Fish Tie" said Val
"Yeah ik, date?" said fish tie.
"WAIT GO FOR ME!!!" screamed Jasmine.
"Don't cheat on me Jasmine!" screamed Twig.
"Yeah ik, date?" said fish tie.
"WAIT GO FOR ME!!!" screamed Jasmine.
"Don't cheat on me Jasmine!" screamed Twig.
by Fish Tie October 26, 2019
 Get the Fish Tiemug.
Get the Fish Tiemug. by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
 Get the I-tiemug.
Get the I-tiemug.