Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

orange toddler

A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.

Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.

If the orange toddler in the white house doesn't do it first, then robots will surely kill us all.

by kqiso May 9, 2018

The Tidler

A duo of superheroes comprised of The Tickler and The Didler. They are the founding members of the Alliance of Mildly-Disappointing Heroes, alongside Professor Z, The Walker, The Inserter, and Mr. Speech Impediment.

The Tidler struck again!

by TheTidler December 23, 2018

Getting on my Tiddles

When someone really annoys you a-lot.

You are really getting on my Tiddles.
Holly is getting on my Tiddles.

by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023

toddlerdiddler

One who diddles toddlers.

Note: Diddle - to engage in inappropriate acts.

Bourne diddled that toddler. Therefore, he is a toddlerdiddler.

by Sean and James October 2, 2007

Toddler

Little children who are not oldenough to talk back and give you attitude. cute and gives you a reason to relive your childhood and "not" look stupid!

Tristan is a well behaved todler.

by Havilah December 5, 2004

Tiddley Winks

1. balls 2. testicles 3. gnads 4. his twinky sack

That chip and dales dancer has big tiddley winks

by Kc_Kit-Kat November 27, 2006