Thunderclap

A new STD, with a similar appearance to that of Gonorrhea.

Symptoms:
Limp Dick
Swollen Testes
Puss-like Cum
Tomato Red Genital Area

Only Affects Males, Females are Carriers

200 known cases in the Statesboro, GA area

Chris has Thunderclap, but that doesn't affect Alicia's pussy.

by GingerBread Man, M.D. October 27, 2008

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The Thunderclap of Thor

A sexual move where a male partner creates electricity by shuffling across the carpet in socks for several minutes, and then forcefully thrusts his penis into his partners vagina, making a clapping noise and shocking his partner simultaneously.

“So how was the sex last night?”
“The best I’ve ever had, he gave me the Thunderclap of Thor, and I’ve never came harder in my life. It was tantalizing.”

by hotnspicysausage November 10, 2020

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THUNDERCATS R GO

the official derby name of Amber Lee, a member of the South Florida Roller Derby Girls.

"#55 just received an epic whip from her teammate and got lead jam. THUNDERCATS R GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 22mphsk8r November 23, 2009

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Thunderclan

A private group devoted to worshipping and avoiding the wrath of Thundertits. Represented by a symbols such as the lightning bolt, and a secret handshake. Led by some cool people - speak to a leader for membership details.

Look, they're part of the Thunderclan!

Can I join the Thunderclan?

Only the cool kids get to join the Thunderclan.

by innocent overachiever December 27, 2011

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