thundercunt

A woman who has been with so many men that her lips create a sound like thunder when she walks.

Man, do you see that thundercunt over there Mike?

No, but I heard her coming a mile away.

by Jerry Sievert April 20, 2008

Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud

When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.

Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.

by dip April 4, 2009

ThunderCunt

A truly moronic and stupid person. This is that person that you would love to see fall off of some large building.

"Dude Tim Tebow is such a ThunderCunt"

by DonFon November 29, 2011

thundercunt

The part of the female body, also known as the vagina, in it's most ferocious, and prodigious form.

OMG, a thundercunt! Run!

by Matthew December 31, 2004

ThunderCheeksz

ThunderCheeksz - A massive amount of ass then when it walks together the earth shakes with the sound of Thunder. Usually referred to in a good way or in friendly jest.

Good: Damnnn bailey got dem thundercheeksz!

Bad: Lookit that fat slore wit her thundercheeksz!

Joking: Ayooo. you hear dem thundercheeksz clap?

by SerenadingSin February 16, 2010

thundercunt

1) A terrible case of the queefs.

2) A loud, boiseterous woman who lacks the ability to shut up.

1) "Oh, jeeze, excuse me -- I have a terrible case of the thundercunts."

2) "Man, Sheila is such a thundercunt!"

by paludism August 22, 2011

Blue Bell Thundercunt

Biggest cunt ever manufactured.
You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.

And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.

All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.

Blue Bell Thundercunt apparently likes to sleep around a lot.
Seriously.
Pffff-

by RenataMoPasta August 24, 2011