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thong painter

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment
Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.
by whorebageriser March 21, 2010
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thorgal

guy with shitty midget dick. only like 1/8th of an inch short. Often confused with a tranny.
girl #1: Hey is that thorgal?
girl#2: ya. He has a midget dick though stay away
by Niggamanhair January 11, 2014
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thong hoe

a woman whose thong manages to be seen anytime at random. Usually when one wears low-rise jeans and bends over to reveal the color and brand of their thong.(Just to mention, this person is not a HOE just because their underwear is showing, they are aimply a THONG hoe.)
"I think i'm going to ask Lisa out on a date."
"Why, dude, she's such a thong hoe?"

"Okay, i think i'm going to where a belt tonight, i dont want to be the thong hoe of the party."

"Omg, do you see that girl over there talking to that guy?"
"Yeah, the one wearing the same underwear as me?"
"See! That's my point, she is such a thong hoe."
by Sarahni January 9, 2008
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thingamajiggy

Synonym for thingy (a thing, the name of which you don't know or can't recall), sometimes used by cool elementary school teachers .
"Can you hand me that thingamajiggy?" (said while pointing)
"You mean the side cutters?"
"Yeah, I need them to cut this wire."
by choopachups June 6, 2018
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Trophy thong

A thong (or any other piece of underwear) given as a gift from a girl to her boyfriend or sex partner. The man takes great pride in this garment, hence the name "trophy" thong.
Kyle has a huge stash of trophy thongs under his bed.
by Derek F. February 6, 2006
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Thong

Australian for cheap rubber footwear, known as flip flopsor jandles in New zealand, dunno what yanks call them.
I laugh when yanks get confused by the sign in aussie pubs that say "no thongs" at the door.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Tongan Tornado

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.
Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.
by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010
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