tasteful thickness

Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000:

"Look at that subtle off-white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark."

-Patrick Bateman

"Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.

Burke: "Did you forget to put paper into the printer?"

Kyle: "Yes, sorry. I was busy admiring the tasteful thickness of it."

by lxasylum December 2, 2009

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".

"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017

thicker than a snickers

When a girl isn't super skinny and has lots of curves.

Nicki Minaj is thicker than a snickers.

by akm12345 January 5, 2011

thick mick

a stubborn, dense, or otherwise thickheaded Irishman or person of Irish descent.

I was a stubborn toddler; Grandpa would try to get me to wash my hands before dinner, but I would refuse...my hands had not dirt on them, why wash?

"Jesus Christ, you are one thick mick, ya know that?" queried a frustrated Grandpa.

(aye, this is how grandpa spoke to toddlers)

by ThickMick October 19, 2010

thick-thick

A term used to describe someone with a very attractive, meat-on-the-bones type of body alongside a pitiable stupidity.

Yes, both fortunately and unfortunately, my girlfriend is the winning poster girl for thick-thick.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

Thick slim

Skinny girls with high metabolisms. Can eat 10 meals in an hour, and only a bit of fat will show but only in the stomach.

Looks: pregnant legend

Is Sophia pregnant?

Nah she’s just one of them thick slims.

by ethnicfatty May 28, 2018

thick as a plank

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018