Montana Therapy

Here's the gun, there's the barn. Hope things work out.
Dude: Man, my wife left me, I lost my job, and I'm lookin at 25 years. Time for some Montana Therapy.
by Up Yours Society March 21, 2009
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word therapy

Healing oneself by working with words and letting them order and clarify the way one feels, thinks, and acts.
After a major television network offered to interview me, but then cancel the interview, lowered my self-concept, confused me, made me feel powerless—even helpless, but not hopeless.

Soon after I started to edit the index of a book I'm writing, working with words made me feel increasingly better.

Working with words balanced my emotions and allowed me to feel, think, and act correctly again. I call that word therapy.
by but for March 08, 2018
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Therapy dog

A dog you take merely for emotional purposes, to make you feel better. Usually to make you feel less lonely.
Miles broke up with his girlfriend, and he took a therapy dog so he wouldn't feel so lonely all the time.
by yoyie-as June 22, 2012
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nugget therapy

When you tickle someone into behaving themselves because they are acting like a nugget
Stop behaving like a nugget or I will have to give you nugget therapy.
by stevecro May 30, 2016
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orgasm therapy

the act of relieving tension and stress through repetitive and/or vigorous sex.
Jill is strung out today! She needs some serious orgasm therapy.
by dnipplez April 25, 2011
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brain therapy

A slap on the head, usually the back of the head. Not hrd enough to really hurt, but suffient to shake up the recipient more than a little.

Often used in a group of males to "encourage" the one that's always a bit slower than the others.

"So that's three Big Macs, a Quarter pounder, a chicken sandwich .... Jim, what do you want ?"

"Err... a Big - no, one of those fish .... can I have nuggets ? No hang on, something with bacon ....."

<SMACK>

"Make your mind up NOW, unless you want some more brain therapy !"

"Ok, OK, Big Mac and Fries !"
by Eighth of Seven April 09, 2009
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Culinary therapy

The act of consuming food to ease away negative emotions or soothe your anger. Like retail therapy except with food.

Basically, eating your problems.
(Not to be confused with bulimia, but excessive culinary therapy may lead to bulimia)
Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me!
Girl 2: I'm sorry. Are you in need of some culinary therapy?
Girl 1: Yes, please.
Girl 2: I'll get the Haagen-Dazs
by Luna lovegood May 06, 2015
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