Wood

A god damn tree

Person 1: Look it is wood
Person 2: Well of course it is

by The Lorax October 07, 2018

Woods

A jail term for the caucasian population. Mostly used in SouthWestern portion of US jails. Whites (not even nazi or racist) are cliqued up based on race politics. Other races called kinfolk, chicanos, or paisas like to call the whites peckerwoods as an insult. So they like to turn around a say “Whites Only One Day Soon” WOODS.

What’s popping on the yard today Woods? How’s the vibe today any action ?

by Young Towelie ($_$) September 10, 2021

Wood

a type of news

Did you hear about the wood?
Nah I don't watch the morning wood.

by SpicyMeatBall September 15, 2021

Woods

A dork; an idiot; someone obviously lacking in style and/or intelligence.

Dude, you're such a Woods.

by August West January 28, 2005

wood

an Abbreviation for the cigar 'backwood' used to smoke weed with

Yo dog i got sum weed lets get a wood

by chinaboi November 04, 2006

The Woods!

A saying cried by helpless people who have just completed a traumatic hiking experience involving masturbating retards and tent-loving gang-bangers.

"I'm sorry Zoe, it was the woods! The Woods!"

"Hey Joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?"
"No...no more gang-banging, please!"
"Dude, what's wrong with him?"
"??"
"The....The WOODS!"

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

Woods

(v) To uppercut a person or object in such a manner as professional golfer, Tiger Woods. Usually followed a second, smaller, fist pump.
Compare to Zidane

"Dude, did you see that fight last night?"
"Yeah, I thought Gage was doing good until Nicks gave him a nice Woods right in the jaw"
"Did he fist pump afterwards?"
"You best believe it!"

by CFM DaBeast April 15, 2009