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Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter
Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!
by sonicboy March 20, 2010
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holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.
kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said
by porcelainplasma May 17, 2010
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fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"
...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.
by D.J. III February 1, 2008
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ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.
Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D
by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007
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slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.
Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz
by Jack De March 2, 2009
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Kool shizz

1.Slang for "awesome shit, or a significance that should be most memorable by phrasing it right, or boss shit that happened"

2.This word be that shizz you dont use often ight thats how it stay kool shizz Nuff said
Dawg got five bricks "Kool Shizz"
Popped a nigga like Crisco thats Kool Shizz
by GGAWD GNOHC June 7, 2013
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Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.
I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!
by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014
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