Get the in the post mug.by John-young December 3, 2009
Get the come into the possession mug.When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"
by dear baby jesus in the cradle January 10, 2012
Get the The Post-It mug.The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.
by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
Get the The Postman Pat mug.I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.
by cattusciceris August 20, 2020
Get the pimped to the post mug.Consists of the largest players at crosssraods:Gianni.G Nick Melon, Nick.M, Henry.L and Madison. R, Current honary membors are Justin Bright
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Get the The Posse mug.The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).
by dday85304 May 12, 2011
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