in the post

Where your cheque is

You: "You were meant to pay up last month"
Me: "Chill, its in the post"

by bigpete May 30, 2004

come into the possession

manage to get something

I come into the possession of that stuff.

by John-young December 3, 2009

The Post-It

When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.

"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"

by dear baby jesus in the cradle January 10, 2012

The Postman Pat

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

pimped to the post

The act of tying a prostitute to a post on the street for collection later.

I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.

by cattusciceris August 20, 2020

The Posse

Consists of the largest players at crosssraods:Gianni.G Nick Melon, Nick.M, Henry.L and Madison. R, Current honary membors are Justin Bright

Yo th posse was bumpin da ladies yesta day.
Yo them homies is Ill dogg!

by UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM May 29, 2003

The Postal Worker

The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).

The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!

by dday85304 May 12, 2011