Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream

Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in

by Wmffre March 1, 2021

cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by oracle March 12, 2004

needle dick

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.

I have a needle dick.

by Soni Vitale January 16, 2008

nut needles

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.

"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

needle eye

An extremely tight orifice. ie. anus, vagina etc.

It was an extremely hot day, and James' needle eye was sweating buckets.

by Bobbit May 30, 2006

Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

by Outofatent October 19, 2013

needle nazi

a racist skinhead or member of a white power group (such as Nazi Low Riders and PENI) who is an I.V. Drug User. Used in Southern California.

The liquor store got robbed last night by a couple of Needle Nazis. They probably needed money for their next fix.

by SonOne May 26, 2007