Meatballing

The act of riding a girl doggystyle while testicals slap against the bootie. Italian chef hat optional!

Mario was really meatballing Lisa last night.

by drumerboiee December 05, 2011

meatball

A very famous song by The Dollars.

Dude did you hear that new kick ass song Meatball by The Dollars?
Dude I made that song!
Oh..

by Leo July 02, 2004

meatball

Chunky discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation that guys suck down.

Guy 1 : "Mary was spewing meatballs last night?
Guy 2 : "She made you spaghetti?"
Guy 1 : "She was on her period"
Guy 2 : "Mmm ... extra protein"

by Lucavi A.D. February 19, 2009

Meatball

To insult someone very brutally

“He’s such a meatball! Ugh!”

by ThatOneSmolPotato January 29, 2018

Meatball

A deformity that leaves a man the shape of a meatball caused by elephantiasis. Severe addiction to porn.

Is that a meatball on the field?

by cacalaka July 14, 2008

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien October 18, 2015

meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

by Jack Neary August 16, 2006