Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.

While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.

by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008

Tummy Musket

An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.

"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."

by The CK1 September 3, 2018

Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.

by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

Noob Musket

Model 1887 shotgun utilised by noobs on call of duty modern warfare 2, frequently earning the ire of his fellow gamers due to the rediculous one hit kill range.

Damn cracker-ass mofo just noob musketed my ass!

by EZrudeboi March 7, 2010

The Musket Ball

When you shit down a girls throat and ram it down with your cock.

Me and her took it to the next level last night. She let me give her The Musket Ball.

by Saxon57 March 27, 2020

douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.

dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.

by vulvahammer November 22, 2009