Put your head in the salad 

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

Put your head in the salad by The Zissou Society October 12, 2009

Head Out The Sunroof 

When a man lays back, unzips his zipper, and sticks his “head” out the sunroof.

I’ve got my head out the sunroof.

Head Out The Sunroof by WheezyCheeze July 20, 2022

Cutting the snakes head off

When you have to shit but there is no good option, so you shit a bit to relief the pressure.

I was cutting the snakes head off , but i forgot to close the door.

Cutting the snakes head off by Big daw March 4, 2026

head hit the pillow sleep 

After a really long and tiring day.
its when you go to bed, and by the time your head 1st touches the pillow, you are already asleep

Person 1: Man today was such a long day dont you think jake.
Jake:
Person 2: Leave him man, hes had a nice head hit the pillow sleep!
Person 1: Okay

head hit the pillow sleep by JakeyCofofo April 10, 2009

The Dry Shower Head 

When a woman gives a man a blow job and just when he is about to cum she pulls back and waits for him to jizz on her face, he moans, groans and enjoys it but there is no jizz

Girl 1- I was blowing Jake last night and just when I thought he was about to jizz I pulled back but nothing happened?!

Girl 2- What?

Girl 1- He had The Dry Shower head, shame!

The Dry Shower Head by Cyrene612 October 17, 2011

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

I can tell by the shape of your head 

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.

Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.

I can tell by the shape of your head by xGUNy September 2, 2019