French Kissing the Walrus

The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.

Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.

Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014

French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

french kiss the morning

French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.

I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".

by AgInspector April 19, 2017

French kissing the vertical smile

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

by hawke4me December 10, 2019

Frida the day old french fry

frida has the biggest head in the whole entire world like hugamungus big. every guy she comes upon, she thinks they are hot so hit her up mistersss. if she doesn't fine you cute than you really must be fineeee. she weird like that. she has the weirdest taste in guys. she sucks at Roblox and can never beat sam broccoli cheddar soup. like in her dreamsss. -pp, sam, vale

frida the day old french fry: damnnnn he's fine asff

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

french dip w/au jus on the side

After swapping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your sex partner, You use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon.

Hey Bobbie Anne, you ever had a french dip w/au jus on the side? Not only I got a nice tabaccy buzz, I had a down right dirty orgasm.

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

The Franchise-Principle

When a song sucks the first time you listen to it but after listening more often it turns out to be actually fire.
Just like the song Franchise by Travis Scott

This song „...“ is a perfect example for The Franchise-Principle

by WhoWasInParis? January 4, 2021