baby fountain

a woman that continually produces offspring.

"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"

by master holy crap October 1, 2008

Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.

Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.

by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010

Fountain Folks

A defined type of people in the City of Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Can usually be found originating from downtown by the 'fountain' feature. Said people are notorious junkies, criminals, unkempt and excrete putrid odours. They are known to defecate on the sidewalk and masturbate and expose themselves in public as documented. The same Fountain Folks are usually actively involved in protests and are also known 'Antifas' in the area.

Guelph's Fountain Folks hold protest downtown, again.

by City of Guelph July 3, 2018

Chocolate fountain

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof

"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

loser fountain

A BDSM sex act where a guy lays down and pees directly into his mouth.

Mistress Rowen gets paid $500/hour to laugh at Wall Street guys while they compete to see who can maintain a loser fountain the longest.

by Hedge fund manager October 20, 2023

Fountain Cleanser

/fount(ə)n klenzər/

Noun

A common problem in hobbyist forums or think tanks.

An individual (or group of people) who passively or aggressively harass an individual (or group of people) into submission of the harassers thought processes or ideology.

How did Todd get Rudy quit the group? He was a bit of a newb but he didn't appear to be a jerk.
That's because Todd is the biggest fountain cleanser in the group...

by The Tenacious Turd May 20, 2021

broken fountain

When you jerk a man off and his cum shoots out in bursts and goes everywhere, almost like a defect fountain.
This happened to my GF and I, and she said it was similar to what a broken fountain looks like.

Honey, I think you have a broken fountain.

by ButterOP August 5, 2015