"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"
by master holy crap October 1, 2008

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.
Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.
by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010

A defined type of people in the City of Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Can usually be found originating from downtown by the 'fountain' feature. Said people are notorious junkies, criminals, unkempt and excrete putrid odours. They are known to defecate on the sidewalk and masturbate and expose themselves in public as documented. The same Fountain Folks are usually actively involved in protests and are also known 'Antifas' in the area.
by City of Guelph July 3, 2018

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

When you jerk a man off and his cum shoots out in bursts and goes everywhere, almost like a defect fountain.
This happened to my GF and I, and she said it was similar to what a broken fountain looks like.
This happened to my GF and I, and she said it was similar to what a broken fountain looks like.
by ButterOP August 5, 2015

by Philly Fountain November 9, 2012

Mistress Rowen gets paid $500/hour to laugh at Wall Street guys while they compete to see who can maintain a loser fountain the longest.
by Hedge fund manager October 20, 2023
