Crispy

N.)A more sassy or sarcastic version of salty.

V.) To be sarcastic and angry at the same time; usually ends with tea being spilled, or truth coming out.

Sally was super crispy last night, and ended up telling Carly she slept with her boyfriend.

by Ebhan September 4, 2016

Crispy

Sounds like what you describe someone who is acting a little shady/ salty but not really. As if they are beginning to get a little shady.

'every since she broke up with him, she's been a little crispy on Instagram and posting weird crap'

by Someone #2 December 24, 2016

Crispy

Something very unexpected that happens, or something very weird. Primarily while high on marijuana.

That was so crispy when we saw those police when I wanted to light the bowl.

by Kraig Krakerz January 15, 2009

crispy

on the verge of being shit-faced

you: hows it going?
me: im a bit crispy.

by h. shipman March 31, 2004

crispy

a girl who has a flaky vagina

Having sex with a crispy girl sucks!

Dude her vagina feels like peeling, I think she's crispy.

by HerroMkay January 5, 2011

Crispy

When a person smells and does not take baths and does not brush teeth

This idot came to my house and he was crispy as fuck!

by ThaDeal March 30, 2011

Crispy

Another word for cool

Man that guy is crispy hanging out with those kids.

by jimb0j1290 March 1, 2009