Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them

"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"

by The Cream Machine24_24 March 8, 2013

Monte Carlo

Ham and cheese sandwich with strawberry Pop Tarts as the bread.

I was mad hungry this morning so I just whipped up a Monte Carlo.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

alexandre montes

Alexandre Montes is a Conor McGregor wannabe.
He is known for banging every fucking girl who isn't of his native country

You so fucking Alexandre Montes

by osantos October 24, 2018

dirty montes

A dirty montes occurs when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and inserts it into the woman's nose.

During a drunk night of sex, my friend gave this girl a dirty montes.

by $*.. December 5, 2016

Amont/Mont

Best guy youll ever meet doesnt even need a definition in this dry ass dictionary

Ladies get you a Amont/Mont

by idekigio November 21, 2021

weed monts

a montage in relation to weed consumption or weed related activities

we filmed a weed monts

by weed head October 10, 2008

Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina

She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo

by the amazing TW March 18, 2010