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Texticle

A form of texting similar to sexting. The text message usually contains a graphic image of ones pubic area. The message is usually sent because the sender wants a similar message back from the person that they sent it to. The sender is usually of male gender being that males have testicles.
"If I texticle you will you sext me back?"
by big children August 12, 2009
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texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.
P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.
by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009
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Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
by GrandPoop October 12, 2010
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Testicals

The Festivals are waving around in the air and they are wrinkly. They are dangerous if they are put in the wrong place. The wrinkly old objects are useless in the snow. When the hair gets caught on braces it is a painful experience.
Testicals is a scientific term for yarbles or coin purpose.
by Flappy101 January 17, 2015
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Testicalalia

Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.
by ccurrie July 9, 2011
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Testicalish

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.
by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011
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testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.
I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
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