Houston Texans

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.

WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

by Hotadff February 6, 2006

Big Texan

While "knocking it back" you stick your thumb in the girls ass.

Jared and Everitt gives the Big Texan to their bitches daily!!

by jared mayers February 17, 2008

Texan Fireball

The act of smoking crack out of your partner's anal cavity.

"Hey Jim, what'd you do with that girl last night?"

"I took her home and gave her a Texan Fireball."

"Nice."

by Drunk Carl November 7, 2015

The Texan Finger

The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.

"He gave me the finger; I gave him the Texan Finger"

by andyg69 March 1, 2017

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

The Average Texan

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N

The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...

by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020