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terminal

a terminal is when a male develops an erection which serves no purpose or which was not desired.

The terminal has no function, it is a random occurrence which usually results in frustration and a desire for it to cease.

The most likely place for a terminal to occur is in a public place where dealing with the terminal is impractical or frowned upon, thereby causing the sufferer to wait it out.
whilst sitting in class, John developed a terminal, and for the duration of the class had to wait it out.

"lou, ive got a terminal, i dont know what to do!"

"you are just going to wait it out, John!"
by teletoxed November 26, 2011
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terminalbozo

terminalbozo is pretty cool ngl
by dbs3272globeabb November 4, 2022
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terminal brain cancer

Furry: OwO *rawrs* UwU
Normal Person: Oh god anyone here a neurosurgeon? this guy has terminal brain cancer!
by asswholethetird February 16, 2022
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Terminal Buttfungus

Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.
You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.
by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009
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terminal yap

when someone is talking so much that the only way they'll shut up is if they die.
larry: is she getting off the phone soon?

jerry: nah, dude, she's in terminal yap.
by ken power February 10, 2009
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terminally hip

so incredibly laid back, disengaged, and lethargically uncaring and cool (usually in a contrived or studied way) that one is liable ultimately to die (literally expire) from lack of participation in one's own environment
Dirk is terminally hip: just look at him lying on the floor with his eyes shut during the dance, while all those women are flirting with him.
by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006
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Terminal Negrosis

A disease that prospers in many different countries that has the odd effect of turning one's skin a dark brown/black color...
"Oh dear honey, that poor homeless man over there is suffering from a rare case of Terminal Negrosis."
by Will1235 December 30, 2007
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