snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.

FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"

by phubans September 2, 2010

Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.

I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

Teresa

An amazing girl, that will keep surprising you till the end. Smart, funny, caring, tuff, lovable, sexy, DOPE!
Teresa's kick ass and are hard to find. One should hold on to a Teresa when they find one. Who could ask for more!? ;

-"who you dating now?"
-"this amazing girl named Teresa"
-"Shhhiiitttt i want a Teresa"
_"GET YOUR OWN!"

by terribbllee January 10, 2009

Teresa Hurley

That awesome person you know. yea the cute one you cant stop thinking about every second of every day! She is funny, creative, hot, out spoken, has great boobs, brave, trouble maker, sexy, bad-ass, as well as a pain-in-the-ass. (but don't worry because she's the cutes pain-in-the-ass your ever going to know) If you ever get the chance to have her, make sure you hold on tight because she is one of a kind and you better bet there are many guys who would love to have what you have with her.

Friend "Hey who are you staring at?"
You "That girl over there."
Friend "You mean Teresa Hurley?!?!"
You "Yea the cute one."
Friend "Dang dude, wish you luck'
You "What do you mean?"
Friend "Everyone has there eye on her"
You "ohh....."

by dog with bone October 15, 2011

teesside

The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.

Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"

Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"

by Borolad345 December 13, 2012

Teresa

A tall, elegant, slender, beyond beautiful siren! The type of Lady you want on your arm. The kind of Lady that will tell you everything as it is. The special Lady that everyone needs in their life. Teresa is a funny, smart and hard working girl that anyone would be lucky to have as a friend. She is there for all of her close friends and partner. Teresa will also be quick to get her point across, no matter the situation. Teresa can be quite laid back and calm until you ruffle her feathers. Other than that, teresa is the one girl you want to keep a hold on! Do not let her go! And do not cross anybody that already has a Teresa as it would always be the last thing you do! :)

Teresa is a hot chick!
Teresa has it all!

by Don't use your real name :) February 4, 2010

Teless

Those guys that are walking around the school with really really tight pants that are bright pink, purple, yellow, or some other random color and you think their gay or just really weird but their just really proud of their hat that says "GRR!"

"Dude that kids wearing tight colored pants again."

"Wow, what a Teless!"

by Elac Ekensponoodle September 26, 2009