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Squidward J. Q. Tentacles

Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.
Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no
by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022
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Someone who immigrated to the US around 2000.
... You are older than me, dude. If you don't know that expression it's probably because you have no concept of "good" because you are some kind of hideously tentacled alien robot.
by dickurbane January 20, 2015
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National Tentacle Hentai Day

Celebrated every 27 January, so go watch your favourite tentacle Hentai👀
by TheSoundOfUhhh January 27, 2021
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all the way through tentacle hentai

"all the way through tentacle" is a phrase included in the hentai genre, where a tentacle inserts itself into a woman(typically a teenager)'s anus so far that it protrudes out of the mouth
yo dude, I found this radical all the way through tentacle hentai, you wanna see it bro?
by xXdekuboy69420Xx February 13, 2017
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Tentacle Arm Kraggle Outside Sprayer

Meaning of the acronym TAKOS where the S is silent.
In three days, the tentacle arm kraggle outside sprayer will wreak havoc in Bricksburg.
by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014
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Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup

The last time I had a definition for this word it was 400,000 years ago.
The Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup were not always tentacle monsters. Oh sorry, yeah they were. But they were not always in a cup. They were once mortal enemies in outer space in their space pods. They pod battled for supremacy. When they decided that was boring they would pod race, like in episode one. God, I hate that kid who plays Anakin. Little kids dont all suck at acting. Get one that knows how to deliver a line. But that little turd did not ruin it for me so its all good. He could never bring down a juggernaut like Star Wars. Speaking of Juggernaut, have you seen the new X-MEN movie? I haven't yet, but I have heard really good things. Anyway, the tentacle monster is in some plastic cup at a wedding or some shit. I dont know.
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Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"
Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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