a myth about the most beautiful and sexualy desirebale women ever to be seen, but she showed temperance in that her husband was the king and faught in glorious battle and would only see her once a week when he returned home to show her all the love in the world!!!
caitlyn: i miss u so much
brickie: i miss u just as much... mwah
caitlyn: u owe me a million kisses, can't wait to see u on the weekend
brickie: i miss u just as much... mwah
caitlyn: u owe me a million kisses, can't wait to see u on the weekend
by brickie July 15, 2005
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"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."
"How'd you take her termperature"
"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
"How'd you take her termperature"
"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006
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Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.
The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."
by Point Oner November 22, 2004
Get the taking her temperature mug.a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.
Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...
by dudeman February 21, 2004
Get the room temperature ones mug.1. the act of wearing an aluminum helmet to keep the gamma rays the government bombards us with from penetrating one's braing while simultaneously accepting fellatio from a sheep or a toilet gnome, whichever is in closer proximity
When the police scanner started buzzing in the high FM frequency, I started temporalfluxin' immediately. IMMEDIATELY.
by Blinker April 7, 2003
Get the temporalfluxin' mug.Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.
Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"
Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.
Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 7, 2010
Get the Room temperature IQ mug.When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
by darkralph January 23, 2014
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