1am tombola

Entering the dancefloor after that time of night when all the couples have left the nightclub to see what 'minor prizes' are left to try and sleep with.

Don't worry - after the sexodus has sifted out the couples, the 1am tombola will turn up something reasonable to fuck

by Argentina Smoke October 21, 2009

DaMarcus tomblob

When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...

Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?

Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...

by elvi888 September 22, 2018

Portland Tomboy

Anal sex in the missionary position.

I pushed Vivian's legs to her ears and gave her one helluva Portland Tomboy.

by Dr. Scientist November 8, 2007

Tomba

A really great game for a Playstation 1. The little pink-jaired boy is off the find and destroy the evil Pigs that stole his grandfather's bracelet. Along the way, he makes friends and does sub-quests. Sounds simple and stupid, but it is really a cute game.

Scenario: Tomba must go into the Dwarf Forest and find the missing Dwarfs to get information and an Evil Pig Bag.

by BailieEm June 28, 2006

Tomboy

A girl who doesn't like to be a girly-girl. She never likes to wear skirts, dresses ext. She doesn't mind getting dirty and is really popular of herr friends very active plays all kinds of sports and very strong.

I've been a tomboy ever since i was 4 now im 11 and i have millions of friends and a few boys who fancy me i play 4 loads of teams in football like hampsted school and caterlowes i am fast and a few weeks ago i ran and smashed my hand through a double-glazed, wired, frosted window and had to stay in hospital 4 2 days with out cryying im veryyyyyyyyyy popular and good-looking

by football-girl123 December 20, 2009

Rusty Tromblumpcano

n. The extreme fetish act that involves the Rusty Trombone, (a sexual position in which Partner B licks Partner A's asshole while giving him hand relief from behind) only partner A being relieved is having violent diarrhea and partner B is vomiting into the asshole.

While in Europe, I made a German prostitute give me a Rusty Tromblumpcano after taking a large amount of laxatives.

by Lazerspewpew December 19, 2012

tomboy

a girl who is boystrous and has alot of fun. she usually does no like to spend her lunches talking. she's usually seen hangin' around a bunch of guys, and dosn't care what all the other girls think. she wears comfortable clothes, no matter how daggy they look. she hates girly-girls and teeny boppers. she's usually unpopular, and usually hangs around the geek or nerd groups of guys.

she is always hanging around those dudes, i've never seen her in a tight jeans, why can't she be just a little bit girly, she's such a tomboy.

by jodie June 18, 2006