Tard

The name used for all the supporters and fans of The Melbourne Victory. A team that competes in the A League National Soccer competition held in Australia. Although this competition has fans Australia wide the ones from Melbourne always seem to be that one step behind. Their stupidity is only exceeded by their lack of vocalisation skills

His opinion doesnt matter he's just a Tard.

by FC Mum September 27, 2006

Tarding

The act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one's tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.

Ex: Dude, let's go tardin' downtown this weekend and piss off all the tourists.

Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.

by LadyGeezer April 13, 2011

TARDS

TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.

Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.

George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.

by feetoid March 12, 2019

tard

Short for retard, only not meaning mentally retarded. More in the meaning of idiot, dumb, and stupid.

Ty: Why are squares square?
Bob: Gosh, Ty! No need to be a tard!

by hellofatman March 30, 2009

The Tards

A gigantic family of awesome people.

Man they're so The Tards!

by TardMommy. November 06, 2010

tard

A polished turd

That piece of shit sure cleans up well. What a tard.

by kraygal February 09, 2014

tard-on

someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who

Alright, don't get a tard-on

by senor g-string November 30, 2010