taint

A slang term for the perineum which is the region between the scrotum and the anus in males.

Howard Stern shaves his taint because otherwise his crotch would smell from all the ass and scrotum sweat that clings to his hairs.

by El Roberto October 5, 2006

taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick May 13, 2005

taint

Taint is the spot between your ass and whatever genetalia you have. it's the perenium, but it's often called the taint. the reason for that is "t'aint your cooter, t'aint your pooter, that's why we call it taint." or "t'aint your bottom, t'aint your scrotum (scraw-tum), that's why we call it taint."

Bettie: Bob, your mustache is tickling me down there, you know, in my perenium!
Bob: Well, technically it's called the perenium, but I like to call it your "taint".

by millertime73 October 5, 2006

Taint

Taint aka chin rest.

While performing cunnilingus, he rested his chin on her taint.

by Joytime November 18, 2010

taint

An American slang term for the human perineum.

"I decided that Yahoo could munch on my taint." (www.maddox.xmission.com)

by neptina March 24, 2005

Taint

Taint on a female body is the area directly below the vagina yet above the anus. Its purpose is to seperate the tuna aroma of the vagina from the shit odor experssed from the asshole. Without tie taint, it would simply smell like shitty fish and reproduction of the human species would not exist.

Man, i went down on this bitch and she didnt smell like shit at all. She had a perfect taint. Smooth as a babies bottom.

by Dan weird October 31, 2017

Taint

't aint quite your arse and 't aint quite your bollocks it that bit in between

Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint

by Stuart_The_man_you_love_to_hate November 14, 2003