Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

West Coast T-Bone

The act of chainsawing someone whilst a live grenade is on or around said person. Any grenade is applicable. Popularized by the videogame Gears of War.

Tyrone- "Yo he's just standing there, lets West Coast T-Bone him"

Jamal- "Aight, stick the grenade on him, I'll chainsaw him right after"

by MutilatedStillborn January 14, 2010

Saint t-bone

To knock a person unconscious, then cum onto their face.

Yo knock that punk out and saint t-bone him.

by Xlethalx November 24, 2010

Smothered t-bone Steak

A huge boner with a condom on it

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

by Rick n Roll February 11, 2009

Candy T-Bone

The Candy T-Bone is when a girl lays on the bed with her legs spread open to form a "T". The man fucks her with a blow pop until the candy coating is dissolved and the bubble gum center is exposed. He then removes the gum with his mouth, chews it up and blows a bubble in the pussy hole to "Pop that Pussy".

Please note, your girl must be waxed or else the Candy T-Bone could get pretty complicated.

Giving a Candy T-Bone can be some tricky shit...I accidentally blew too hard trying to pop that pussy...ended up with gum stuck in my 'stache.

by Candy T-Bone October 10, 2011

tuscan t-bone

In prison, its the opposite of tossing salad. It's when the one who's salad has been tossed has the opportunity to shove something up the tosser's ass, i.e. a stick, soap, a penis.

"Did you hear about Joe." "What?" "Big Frank tossed his salad, so he shoved a mop up his ass."

by THERAPIST October 27, 2004

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017