Snake in the blanket

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.

Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!

by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004

Greasy Snake

A very a sneaky person. Often does irritating things to try to piss you off

Wow!! how the hell did clay get that goal in NHL 08!! He's such a Greasy Snake

by cplsniper March 15, 2010

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

by Charles W. September 13, 2008

snakenfriends

Junk, male genitals.

hey girl would you like to get a room?
Yea I was thinking about snakenfriends all day.

by Pinball-wizard March 30, 2009

Shnake

A typical native of county Kerry, Ireland. A sneaky person who looks out for number one and has only their own interests at heart. Derivative of snake

He shnaked out of being the designated driver.

That Daithi is an awful shnake.

Sure they're all shnakes in Kerry.

by DaithiMacLiam December 21, 2013

Patch the one eyed snake

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

Wake Some Snakes

Looking for trouble; stirring up trouble.

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019