identity switcher/switching

its not real! its made up!!! its a thing people made up to think they are like DID/OSDD systems

me: do you know about identity switcher/switching ?
random: yes i am one! its like a system
me:liar they dont exist

by SceneCore Sustem! May 15, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

Switting

The act of Swaping Spit AKA kissing

"I saw them switting in the mall last week."

by GunnysGirl August 19, 2012

Phil-Smithing

When an angler hears of a notable catch, he immediately enquires as to where it was caught, how it was caught and what swim it was caught in.

I see Andy had a dub last night from the severn......How long till Benso is Phil-smithing it??

by Vorest-avenger January 1, 2022

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008