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Switch

A game played between two people.
Begin by placing the right thumb into your mouth.
Then, place your left thumb into your rectum.

The other person well then utter the phrase “switch”. At this point, switch the locations of your thumbs.
Johnny lasted 10 rounds in switch last night.”
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Switch

A game played either alone or with friends. It involves the usage of both thumbs: one thumb is inserted into the anus while simultaneously inserting the other thumb into the mouth. On the count of ten, SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo foo', the other day, this broad asked me to play switch with her. That was the kinkiest shit I ever done!
by MFDK May 7, 2004
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Switch

An Asian Monk eyed Nigger who worked on the railroad
Milad: Oh no switch’s coming
Michael: Yay more erections
by Railroad general April 9, 2019
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the switch

In regions which require seasonal clothing, "the switch" is the act of switching out one season's clothes for another. It's very important not to do "the switch" too early or all the clothes you need will be in the basement, leaving you freezing or sweltering.
As Jane walked outside in her spring jacket into a blizzard, she realized she had make the switch too early.
by Beth Logan March 1, 2008
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switching

When someone is angry and is yelling or having a go at you.

Also see: switched, switch
I crashed Jonny's car and he started switching at me.
by Kay August 8, 2005
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Switch

When someone gets really angry they go from calm to extremely angry or vexxed, they seem to go red and need stopping.
Person 1: FIGHT!
Person 2: What happened?!
Person 1: HE SWITCHED BLUD!
by HOO SHAA! August 19, 2008
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Switch

Verb: The act of simultaneously tucking back the male genitalia while completing a spin in the air to land with ass and genitals facing the original direction of travel.

Variations include: No handed switch, backdoor tuck pull switch, and backflip helicopter switch.
Chris landed a 180 switch from the coffee table right in front of the couch.
by Switchmaster C-Sizzle April 19, 2010
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