swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.

"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"

by Tarara June 22, 2008

dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.

Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.

by skid mark vz December 15, 2007

swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.

My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.

by Suck it miller January 29, 2014

Swinging Scottsdale Swallow

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!

Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!

by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017

Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

Slop-Sinking

Fornicating in/on company used work areas such as slop-sinks, walk-in freezers and utility closets.

1.) Bobby: "you take that girl home from the bar and give her the ol' sweet dick willy?"

Joe: "Nah, my wife was waiting for me at home so I took her in the back room and slop-sinked her."

2.) "I got fired cause the security cameras caught me slop-sinking while I was on the clock."

by Slop-sink March 25, 2010

chin swinging

when ur off your face on E's and ur chin is twitching. Chewing the lip or tongue

"yo lad your chin swinging lak!!"

by JonnySl8r November 19, 2007