Sweater Muffins

Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.

"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"

by Scaper-X December 14, 2005

sweater hams

large perky well rounded breasts.

ingrid has the nicest set of sweater hams i've seen in a long time

by m.bailey April 28, 2007

sweater stretchers

boobs

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.

by mister moosecock October 23, 2011

sweater hogans

The term describes a woman's breasts, typically in reference to an especially large pair.

"Sweet feathery Jesus...did you see the size of her sweater hogans??"

by Baji January 2, 2009

Sweatin' Willy

Sweatin' Willy is the singer/songwriter for The Utah County Swillers which is a hillbilly corn fed band from Springville, UT. His songs are often about truckers, big rigs, lot lizards and drinking profuse amounts of alcohol. He currently owns and operates an independent leather company out of Utah County that produces custom items such as wallets, belts, bags, and even oddities like all natural leather condoms. He achieved the name 'Sweatin Willy' by profusely sweating during his eccentric performances.

How in the world can Sweatin' Willy drink so much whiskey?!

by The Big Dbo July 6, 2011

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

Check out that grandma sweater, that patchwork is extreme.

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

Really, really hot and sweaty.

Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

by ibbjamin June 22, 2007