Surfacing

The act of touching or gently rubbing a females’s asshole in a non-penetrative manner during penetrative vaginal sex. Common variants include rubbing the asshole with your thumb during doggystyle or with your middle finger when she’s grinding on top. Spit or other light lubrication is recommended as it is often considered a gateway drug to penetrative anal activities.

After a few months of surfacing, Brie was eager to graduate to shallowing or to even dare taking his cock fully in her ass.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 21, 2024

Surface level

soooo surface level

Teacher asks question
Amy: I don't know like
Teacher: That's such a surface level answer

by badbebee November 1, 2022

surface creep

The act of crawling a surface which usually isn't or shouldn't be crawled across.

The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.

by soilscienceguy November 30, 2017

Surface Pressuring

The act of lifting the upper bed on a bunk bed (lifting the top bed like Luisa lifts their house) and trying to take the bed off and carry it. Then, you try and you failed to because you are not strong enough.

Wow, I can see Penny Surface Pressuring!
Penny: *Sweats*
Well, I guess she cannot anymore.

by irieomgfunny/面白い March 6, 2022

Surfacism

The belief that something of close resemblance, popularity, or attraction holds more value or credibility than something else.

SERR-FISS-IZ-UHM

John: Going to Venus and possible colonizing it is far more plausible than colonizing Mars.

Jill: No way! The colonization of Mars has been talked about for decades and now Elon Musk is on board.

John: Don't succumb to surfacism Jill!

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Tamra: You didn't give Terrence the job because he was black?

Andres: I thought African American's tended to be less productive, so I gave it to Kyle instead.

by Incendio September 11, 2018

surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017

Surface searcher

Someone who doesn’t look for things other than skimming the surface of a room

He is just a surface searcher

by Wyld85 April 12, 2025