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kpop stan1: “my emotional support kpop boy is bangchan from stray kids, what about you?”
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kpop stan2: “yoongi from bts. i mean-? he’s so soft and squishy he’s always there. and he never leaves…”
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An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.
Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.
While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.
Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.
While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.
Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"
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150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
by Father Abraham II May 22, 2017
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Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?
Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.
Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?
Dave: Sure, go ahead.
Tech support: Age?
Dave: 43.
Tech support: Name?
Dave: Dave.
Tech support: Account number and password?
Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?
Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?
Dave: What?
Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.
Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.
Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?
Dave: Sure, go ahead.
Tech support: Age?
Dave: 43.
Tech support: Name?
Dave: Dave.
Tech support: Account number and password?
Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?
Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?
Dave: What?
Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.
by Haven R. May 6, 2008
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