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Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?
by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017
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emotional support kpop boy

once you become a kpop stan, you’re assigned a kpop boy to be your emotional support boy. said kpop boy is either your ideal mans or ideal best friend.
kpop stan1: “my emotional support kpop boy is bangchan from stray kids, what about you?”

kpop stan2: “yoongi from bts. i mean-? he’s so soft and squishy he’s always there. and he never leaves…”
by ㅠㅠ… June 26, 2021
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Collingwood Supporter

An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.

Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.

While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.
Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"
by chockyy3072 October 4, 2009
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Trump Supporter

Use your calculated IQ to find your intelligence ranking

150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!
by Father Abraham II May 22, 2017
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tech support

A service offered by companies unable to create products that work consistently and/or at all. Most often available via telephone, this service involves one or more employees asking for all of your information short of your fucking eye color, after which, said one or more employees will offer vague, unhelpful suggestions that can already be found in your appliance's manual. If none of said vague, unhelpful suggestions result in an unlikely success, employees will lamely request you attempt to turn off, and turn back on said appliance, after which said employee will A: Disconnect your call or B: Transfer you to an equally unhelpful department.
Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?

Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.

Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?

Dave: Sure, go ahead.

Tech support: Age?

Dave: 43.

Tech support: Name?

Dave: Dave.

Tech support: Account number and password?

Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?

Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?

Dave: What?

Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.
by Haven R. May 6, 2008
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Trump Supporter

A Trump supporter is 99.999% white person (mostly uneducated) Who hate Obama for "Obama care" when they really have a racial problem with African americans
"What in tar'nation !! Put Hillary in jail!!" Trump supporters : build that wall!
by King.Kold February 3, 2017
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Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.
If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.
by psychopath9 May 1, 2009
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