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Houdini Superman Surprise

Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.
'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'

'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008
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superman a hoe

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and attaches a sheet to simulate a cape.
I superman a hoe and her name was soulja girl and then after I monkey sexed that bitch!
by super_girls69 April 13, 2009
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superman high

1. The level of high an individual gets that makes them feel like she or he is flying like superman.

2. The level of high when an individual has smoked so much marijuana, that if more was inhaled, the individual would not reach any level higher of his or her highness.
Dude, I'm am superman high right now.

Yesterday, Jarell was da da da...superman high.

Did you hear about George last night? He was so blazed that he was flying. Big superman high.
by Luty August 19, 2009
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Superman

First and greatest of superheroes, Superman has been going strong for 75 years and counting and has paved the way for all superheroes that have come since. Possessing both epic ability and epic virtue, Superman defines what it means to be super and inspires us all to be better versions of ourselves.
Superman flies high and prevails against evil with wisdom and might.
by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013
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superman a ho

it's when you skeet on a ho's back, and then the bedsheet sticks to her, making a superman-style cape.
i'm really hoping to superman a ho tonight, cause i'm all kinds of freeky like that.
by dmsOne October 16, 2007
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supermaned

When your banging someone and your sperm breaks through the condom
Crap man i supermaned last night and apperantly i got her pregnet
by Shakezulia March 4, 2008
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