summoning sickness

strong tiredness felt after being alseep way too long.

Orginating from the magic the gathering card game were a creature cant do anything because it has only recently been brought into play.

After sleeping for 16 hours i felt extremely tired. Wow the summoning sickness really hit me bad.

by sadistphil June 14, 2006

horizontal sumo wrestling

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.

When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H December 14, 2004

Summot Chronic

When something is crazy.

Joe : " Did you see Jay cross Sammy? "
Allen : " Ye. It was sick. He got crossed summot chronic. "

by Thomas647 April 21, 2009

sumotuthwesafri

1)A drunken mule
2)Somewhere is southeastern mumboland
3)A JPOP eater
4)Anti pop-tart
5)A palm tree-shaped firework

"And then he was a stupid pickle and he packed his bags and headed to sumotuthwesafri"
"And then he subsequently burst into flame and became a sumotuthwesafri high in the upper stratosphere"
"He then pickle the pop-tart sumotuthwesafri deded with very yes pants"

by Miraron February 18, 2005

Summon Bigger Fish

Originating from the webcomic "Darths & Droids", it describes an all-purpose spell in a role playing game, often used by a character in even the most ridiculous scenarios and situations.

Darths & Droids, Episode 33:
"I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!" - "Like what?" - "Summon Bigger Fish!"

In a medieval RPG:
"You encounter a lonely deer, idly grazing away."
"I cast Fireball!"
"Oh no - why don't you just Summon Bigger Fish?!"

by ceejay33 January 11, 2012

Summoner's Rift

Home

Person 1: Yo let's go home, you've been playing for 48 hours straight.
Person 2: Shut your mouth Jimmy, Summoner's Rift is my home.

by Neon Mice July 7, 2018

Sumona

The most sarcastic bitch alive. She could also be the reincarnation of the devil. Worst case, she's both.

"I feel like the sarcasm never stops."

Sumona: "Well done genius, you figured it out!"

by I am a joke July 23, 2019