hunter simmons

The biggest goddamn pussy known to mankind.

Girl: you’re acting like hunter simmons
Hunter: *cries like a bitch*

by Hunter’s Mom October 17, 2019

Summoning

Great, very talented epic/atmospheric black metal band. Write songs set in The Lord of the Rings universe. I could listen to their music for months and months.

Summoning makes me want to live in the mountains.

by Tea and Cereal January 14, 2009

summint or summat

A phrase that has obtained popular use in areas of the UK containing northerners, chavs, or rural folk. It means "something or whatever", usually used in an inquisitive sense or as a dismissal of lack of knowledge following an observation. Irritating to hear for anyone who speaks real English.

D'you wanna come dahn 'ere 'n watch summint or summat?
He was blatherin' on 'bout jobs or summint or summat, don't really give a fook.
It shot roight over t'hill, loike an alien or summint or summat! Roight fooken frit me.

by Alroight May 24, 2013

Summoning Eye

It is an item in Hypixel Skyblock that cost around 600k in-game coins. They usually drop when you kill an enderman named zealot. A special zealot often drops these.

A Summoning Eye just dropped from my Special Zealot.

by Justina the 5th May 12, 2020

Sumonard

Sumonard- a Bernard who doesn't care about his health and eats 3 dinners every night

Please don't be a Sumonard.

by Cleancutter June 29, 2019

Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons is jesus christ reincarnated, his powerful ban hammer saved the land of wa, and he is proper fit

"I love Mark simmons, he is my dad"

by xdlolrofl January 15, 2020

Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.

Ben Simmons is a bum.

by chillest man ever November 7, 2022