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Stretch Armstrong 

1, slang: When you stretch either your arms, legs or both to get something and succeed, unless you get Vac-Manned.
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!
1: Why did you Stretch Armstrong when I was going to?
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.

Stretch-Lust 

When you are really into someone and want to be 'with' them, but you find out that they live far away. Like on the other coast!

Or, that that they are already in another relationship.
I met her in the kitchen at Dan's party. We talked for awhile. It was getting heated. Then, this guy comes in and I find out it's her boyfriend. I have serious stretch-lust for Jenna. I guess I'll have to wait for the break-up now. Too bad for me.
Stretch-Lust by Mbott Universe August 6, 2011

Stretch Show 

the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am
Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about

JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!

stretch big 

Stretch big is the only archetype any 2k19 player used.
I just got the game what should I make? Make a Stretch big cuz they take no skill.
stretch big by RozCris September 2, 2019

stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!
Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring
stretch her poo ring by COB David December 21, 2007

Stretch Marks

Something that is totally disgusting and I feel fat having them, I'm too afraid to be touched for fear of rejection.
They appear on Your Hips, breasts, arms and behind the knees. Stretch Marks Suck.
Stretch Marks by runawayhoe July 14, 2009