Straying

An old saying that has gone astray, and picked up some urban literary advances.

This goes from an old saying, to a straying.
"When in doubt....shoot a motherfucker."

by AnotherJon July 29, 2006

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005

stradinger

A douche bag from Idaho

My roommate is a stradinger

by knuj92 April 25, 2011

Starting the Lawnmower

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.

Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009

Starting Shit

Not partaking in mostly all illegal activity.

“Pass that shit to Josh... nah, he said he didn’t want any. What the fuck is that faggot starting shit in my room for?! -Chill he a cool cop.”

by famdolljo$h September 7, 2019

Straeing

Straeing, Is the art of packing poop in your
penis hole then build up some piss pressure
untill the cork poop shoots out and you try
and catch it in your mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me straeing last night.

by kurzwe1l April 3, 2009

stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005